Good Sense of Humor Required: ENTRY LEVEL SALES AND MARKETING

Seeking people skills, work ethic, positive attitude...This job involves one on one sales interaction w/ customers.





Oh, and a GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR …everything else we can teach. EFG Marketing Solutions, Inc., is hiring for entry level sales and marketing positions. Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas.

 When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.” Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.” Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!” Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

 

EFG Marketing Solutions, Inc. is hiring to train ENTRY LEVEL account reps for management. Our advancement policy is 100% promotion from within, so every candidate begins advancing from the same position. (www.efgmarketingsolutions.com )  

 

Our company policy is to train people we like from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor (see above for reference)
2. People often tell you how much they like spending time with you
3. You work harder than everyone you know

We plan to double in size again within the next year, and will only invest our time and training resources into those who will contribute to this growth. We currently have offices in the DC, Detroit and